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It’s Limerick Day!
Posted by Claire Connelly in Entertainment, Humour, Uncategorized
Today is Limerick Day boys and girls!
It is celebrated in honor of the birth of English writer Edward Lear, who is responsible for the popularity of limericks.
So in honor of limerick day:
“There once was a young lesbian from Cancun,
who took a young man up to her room,
they argued all night,
as to who had the right,
to do what, for how long, and to whom!”
How rude!!!!
Here’s one from Lear:
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said,
‘Does it buzz?’
He replied, ‘Yes, it does!’
When they said,
‘Does it buzz?’
He replied, ‘Yes, it does!’
‘It’s a regular brute of a Bee!’
Come on – hop on the limerick band wagon, and post your own limericks below!!!
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There was a young sailor named Bates,
Who went on a lot of blind dates,;
He tried really hard,
But he always got barred,
And was paid out by all of his mates
There once was a man from Naru
Whose Limerick ends at line two
OH! I made this one up in Kindy:
There was a goanna from Broome,
Whose belly had a lot of room,
So he ate a fly… Read More
As it whizzed by
And he felt better soon