An open letter To Whoopi Goldberg
Posted by Claire Connelly in Entertainment, Humour
How are you? I am fine, thank you for asking. Though my back has been giving me a few troubles and the reception on my television is shot so I’ve resorted to re-enacting old episodes of ABC TV shows in my living room.
Anyhow, I won’t waste time with formalities.
Whoopi, I am confused.
Last week you were defending famous child molesters on The View, and this week you’re on air getting all self-righteous about bogan’s in black-face on Hey Hey.
What is it you stand for exactly?
I don’t know why you’re getting your knickers in a twist over Hey Hey’s epic cock up. Sixteen years ago you defended your ex-boyfriend for showing up to your roast at Friars in black-face.
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with Hey Hey’s style.
I thought you would have known to expect the tasteless vulgarity that is Hey Hey.
Besides, it’s not like it was black-face black-face.
Epic fail.
Yours nonchalantly,
Claire



claire! you are so upper class and polite! for me, i would rather just simply say that Whoopees views defending the child molester make her a stupid two-faced idiot. but keep in mind … i am just a lower middle class american so i tend not to be as polite. let's just say i use a little less panache than the average aussie. no one will ever stand up in a bar and ask me, "what did you call me?" it will be very clear what i said to all within 300 yards. who-pee is a moron! i think she runs with morons. so there's that.
again i am lower class. actually i will say i am lower slash anything to avoid barrrackk obama from showing up to get my last penny. but word is, he's warming up air force one now.
keep writing.
nikonsniper steve
I like to err on the side of biting sarcasm. I guess I might have to step it up a notch. I'm trying not to become part of the outrage marketplace.