An open letter To Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by Claire Connelly in Entertainment, Humour

Dear Whoopi,

How are you? I am fine, thank you for asking. Though my back has been giving me a few troubles and the reception on my television is shot so I’ve resorted to re-enacting old episodes of ABC TV shows in my living room.

Anyhow, I won’t waste time with formalities.

Whoopi, I am confused.

Last week you were defending famous child molesters on The View, and this week you’re on air getting all self-righteous about bogan’s in black-face on Hey Hey.

What is it you stand for exactly?

I don’t know why you’re getting your knickers in a twist over Hey Hey’s epic cock up. Sixteen years ago you defended your ex-boyfriend for showing up to your roast at Friars in black-face.

Perhaps you are unfamiliar with Hey Hey’s style.

I thought you would have known to expect the tasteless vulgarity that is Hey Hey.

Besides, it’s not like it was black-face black-face.

Epic fail.

Yours nonchalantly,

Claire